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Benny Bell
Benny Bell (born Benjamin Samberg or Benjamin Zamberg, March 21, 1906 – July 6, 1999) was an American singer-songwriter who reached popularity in the 1940s, with a comeback in the 1970s. He is particularly remembered for his risqué but cheerfully optimistic songs. more »
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I have a sad story to tell youIt may hurt your feelings a bitLast night when I walked into my bathroomI stepped in a big pile of...[Chorus:]Shaving cream, be nice and cleanShave everyday and you'll always look keenI think I'll break off with my girlfriendHer antics are queer I'll admitEach time I say, "Darling, I love you"She tells me that I'm full of...[Chorus]Our baby fell out of the windowYou'd think that her head would be splitBut good luck was with her that morningShe fell in a barrel of...[Chorus]An old lady died in a bathtubShe died from a terrible fitIn order to fulfill her wishesShe was buried in six feet of...[Chorus]When I was in France with the armyOne day I looked into my kitI thought I would find me a sandwichBut the darn thing was loaded with...[Chorus]And now, folks, my story is endedI think it is time I should quitIf any of you feel offendedStick your head in a barrel of...
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